A poster for the occasion, made from photos you already have.
One guide per occasion: which layout suits it, how to choose the photos without losing an evening to the camera roll, and when to order so it arrives in time. Same paper, same press, same price every time — from €39.95, A4 to A1, free shipping worldwide.

Written one at a time, not generated.
Each guide is hand-written, uses our own photographs for the examples, and only claims things that are true on the FAQ. New ones go up every couple of weeks.

Christmas
Order-by dates per country, and a layout for everyone on the list.

Wedding
What to do with 600 photos once the album is done.

A year in photos
Twelve photos, one per month, with the month names printed underneath.

New baby
The first months, printed before the phone fills up.

Birthday
A present that took an evening and reads like it took months.

Anniversary
Years of photos, edited down to the ones you would put on a wall.

Father's Day
For the man who is in none of the photos, because he took them.

Museum paper, pigment ink, posted flat or rolled.
Enhanced matte art paper, 200gsm, in a natural white with a slight tooth and no glare. Printed at 300 DPI on a Giclée press with pigment inks — the method used for limited-edition art reproductions. Away from direct sunlight it holds its colour for 100 years or more.
Every occasion poster is the same object: 200gsm enhanced matte art paper, Giclée pigment inks at 300 DPI, printed at the press nearest your delivery address. A4 and A3 ship flat, A2 and A1 rolled in a capped tube, and a real-wood frame is an optional €40 to €80. The FAQ has the rest.